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Winter edition No. 3Lost property, Gate BSolana

The Lost Mitten Catalogue

The $MITTEN lost mitten catalogue

Compiled at the counter for Lost Mitten Office

$MITTEN is a meme coin on Solana, kept by the lost property office at the ice rink in a catalogue of single mittens. Every lone mitten gets a page, a number and a warm shelf. None of them has ever found its pair.

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LOST PROPERTY SINGLES ONLY 0001 BOX 7 · BENCH BY GATE B · CHECKED AT CLOSING LEFT HANDS: MANY · RIGHT HANDS: ALSO MANY · PAIRS: NONE
Fig. 1. Box 7 at closing time, with entry 0001 waiting on the bench. Drawn under the rink floodlights; nobody came back for any of them.

Part I · About

Notes from the counter

Every winter the rink loses about one mitten per skater. Never both. The office behind Gate B began writing them down so that each one would at least be known by somebody, and the catalogue grew from there. Lost Mitten Office is what the office calls the whole project; turn each mitten inside out to read its sewn-in label.

Part II

The catalogue, page by page

Four entries from this winter's edition. Leaf through them; each mitten is drawn as it was found and described as kindly as the clerk could manage.

Entry 0001

The spotted left

Found
Bench by Gate B, under a scarf that was also lost
Knit
Pink, polka dots, slightly felted at the thumb
Clerk's note
Smells faintly of hot chocolate. Kept on the warm shelf.

Page 1 of 4

Part III · Form M-1

The claim desk

Describe a mitten you once lost: its yarn, its pattern and the initial someone stitched inside. Sew on the tag and the office files your claim. It stays in this browser and nowhere else.

Yarn

Unsewn claims are not kept.

Claim for one mittenNo. M-0000
Yarn
Candy pink
Pattern
Snowflake
Initial
M
Status
Pair not found (as usual)

Part IV · How to buy

Knitting instructions for $MITTEN

Three rows, worked in order. A fourth row is optional and only warms your hands.

  1. Row 1

    Get a wallet

    Install Phantom, Solflare or Backpack. Write the seed phrase on paper and keep it somewhere safer than a mitten pocket.

  2. Row 2

    Fund it with SOL

    Buy SOL where you trust the counter and send it to your new wallet. Keep a little back for network fees.

  3. Row 3

    Swap on pump.fun

    Open the token on pump.fun, paste the contract address from Part V, set a sensible slippage and swap SOL for $MITTEN.

  4. Row 4, optional

    Check the bench

    Before you leave the rink, look under the bench. If there is a mitten, bring it to Gate B. The office will write it down.

Part V · Contract

The address on the window

The contract address is posted at launch. Copy it from this page only and compare the first and last characters before you swap.

Contract address (CA) 22TUtJCLZfMeH2rdLGsjmA6MZ8MrcH8JtAhkxHPLpump

Notice from the office

Copy the address from this page only. Anyone who sends it to you in a message is not the office, however warm their mittens look.

Gate B, lost property

The office window is frosted over. Breathe on it to read the notice behind.

Part VI · Tokenomics

Contents of the box

Listed exactly as received. Where a line is not on the label, the office has nothing to add.

Total supply
1,000,000,000
Tax
0% buy / 0% sell
Mint authority
Revoked
Launch
Fair launch on pump.fun, no presale

Part VII · FAQ

Asked at the counter

Is $MITTEN a security?

No. $MITTEN is a meme coin about an office that catalogues single mittens. It gives you no rights, no dividends and no claim on anything, including the mittens, the box, the bench or the clerk's favourite pen with the pompom on top.

Who is behind it?

A community of people who have each lost exactly one mitten and never forgot it. There is no named founder, no partner company and no real office behind Gate B. Whoever holds $MITTEN is, loosely, another clerk at the warm counter.

Has any mitten ever found its pair?

Not one, and the office has made peace with it. A lone mitten still keeps one hand warm, which is half of the job done well. The catalogue exists so that each one is known, described kindly and kept on a shelf near the radiator.

What if the price goes to zero?

Then it goes to zero, and you should be ready for that before you buy. Meme coins often lose most or all of their value. The mittens will stay on their shelf either way; the money you put in may simply not come back.

Is this financial advice?

No. Nothing in this catalogue is financial advice, and nobody at the counter is qualified to give it. Do your own research, never invest more than you can afford to lose, and treat $MITTEN as entertainment, like reading about mittens.